365 songs in 2012 
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Oh… Canada by Classified

I’ve been around the globe and heard the confusion, honestly a lot of y’all are ignorant and stupid. Yes, we have microwaves, TVs and cell phones. Unintelligent fuck, we invented the telephone. We made Yahtzee, the light bulb, hockey and bred the greatest player’s Gretzky to Crosby. We all got at least one drinking buddy and after one drink, all of us think we’re funny. Our national mascot’s a damn beaver… Oh Canada, we love our beaver. Home of Hell’s Angels, the RCMP. Home of Gordon Lightfoot, and SCTV. The Underground Rail Road, Georges St. Pierre right here is where he calls home. Our health care system; y’all know its free, keep our girls banging with a full mouth of teeth. I won’t even get into the music industry, they say hip hop is dead - Nah, its up north with me. I could do this all day its a part of my routine but supper’s almost done and tonight, poutine!